Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Now MY Ovaries Hurt
And I don't even have ovaries. That's how cute she was when she smiled those first few times.
Also, this was shot in May of 2003, thus proving that I was doing the Edna Mode voice like, waaaaay before that movie came out.
What you don't see on this clip is me singing "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths, trying to tease a smile out of her. Now, it's not that I'm embarrassed about my singing, which, trust me, is profoundly awful and I should be embarrassed about it, it's just that the I unwittingly bounce the camera in time to the "music" while singing and watching that would make you sick. Or maybe it's just my singing that makes people sick. Either way, I'm looking out for you, my friends.
Direct QuickTime link in case the thing above doesn't work.
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If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.
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- We Regret the Error
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- Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
- Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
- I Need a Real Hobby
- Beat Down
- Big Fat Lies
- True Love
- Now MY Ovaries Hurt
- Don’t Get Her Started
- Disturbing Trend
- Had to do it
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- Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
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- PETA may have a point
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